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Total Defecation

The act of shitting on top of the toilet seat and taking a roll of toilet paper sticking it to the turd and running it to your passed out friend and tucking it into their pants
Bro did a total defecation last night and the whole party thought it was the person who shit.
by illusivepriest May 25, 2020
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A total smoke

K: Have you met Stacy’s mom?
M: Yeah, she’s a total smoke
by kosibee03 July 3, 2020
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totaled

when the pimply faced boy gets drunk and crashes his parents car until you can never have seent that it was a fucking buick
he totaled the car and his dad killed him.
by asian September 8, 2003
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totaled

See wordPulling a Byron/word
by Tarkin October 5, 2003
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Total Tosser

Somebody who abuses or tries to destroy any form of kindness, love, admiration, friendship, generosity or patience from you towards another human being.

A cheat liar or scammer that plays around and is unfaithful or somebody that has no feelings for anybody other than themselves.

A company that offers you a product that is either not fit for purpose or a service that is below expected standards or a cap wearing gold badge chasing employee who thinks the buck stops there.

It could simply be a partner who has treated you so badly that they do not deserve a piece of your heart or a company that refuses to accept they are in the wrong and try everything within their powers to stop you achieving satisfaction.
by totaltossers.com October 10, 2012
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totally available

You have my complete undivided attention.
master ,i am totally available for your service !
by zip adoda March 9, 2012
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...totally

1. synonym for completely.
2. word originating in the dialect of Saini, used at the end of self explanatory sentences, at the point in which one realises there is nothing left to add, and wishes to conclude said statement in a most concise and transparent manner.
"what did you do today?"
"i had KFC, it was boom.. so erm yeah ...totally"
by the A dogg April 12, 2012
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