The fucking you get for the fucking you got.
In Vermont, courts award child support to the dads especially if they are worthless, neglect dads who hide their self employment income.
In Vermont, courts award child support to the dads especially if they are worthless, neglect dads who hide their self employment income.
by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025
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Bro, so I was fucking this chick after being out all night hitting the slopes and I couldn't get off so I started fucking her doggy style and then did a emotional support spit because I didn't want her to feel bad that I didn't get off.
by Thomas Frick July 27, 2025
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by HappyC@t July 29, 2025
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