footy snot

Verb. To use one's finger to pinch one nostril closed, whilst simultaneously blowing snot (nasal mucus) out of the open nostril onto the field. Used to clear the nasal passages to assist with better breathing/airflow. A practice commonly used by AFL (Australian Football League) players, but not exclusive to the sport.

Fan 1: Ha ha did you see what Greene did?
Fan 2: No? Did he attempt a mark with studs up again?
Fan 1: He did a footy snot but it landed on his guernsey.

by Lonick May 13, 2023

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Snot Weasel

Any extremely wealthy person (typically billionaire and beyond) who behaves in a sneaky or manipulative manner in order to avoid following rules or laws everyone else in a society must follow while simultaneously sniveling about how much following the law costs them.

Forty years after Reagan and only ten after Citizens United, it's become crystal clear the US has a serious snot weasel infestation.

A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.

Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.

It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.

by DariaTX December 22, 2022

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Australian snot rocket

A slang word for a huge cum shot…

bro, i blew the fattest Australian Snot Rocket last night.

by bo0f January 11, 2023

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Pingle snot

When you poop out snot.

"Is that pingle snot in there?"

by Solo man 676 September 7, 2021

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Snot good

Usually preceeded with a look of disbelief or a headshake used to determine immediate disapproval from one friend's actions to another
The opposite of its all good or all good

Friend 1: Hey dude I totally had a meaningless hookup last night!
Friend 2: OH fr? (That)Snot good bro...
Friend 1: what about that hooked you picked up the other week?
Friend 2; That)Snot good either

by Snot good July 28, 2021

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