Baloney in the bull pen

fake news, trash talk, gossip

Johnny Depp was spewing baloney in the bull pen when he claimed that Amber Heard didn't know what she was talking about when she said that he harassed her.

by REL207 August 15, 2022

Pen

To pen means to lookout for any person's or things that may impeded the progress of an illegal or offensive actions

I need you to pen for me while I bust this illegal u turn .look for cops

by Alexxxtasy August 24, 2022

bad pen pal

You meet a girl on a date, but realize you're not quite ready to get in a relationship. She calls you messy but reluctantly gives you her phone number. She then calls you her best pen pal and you talk every day on the phone. You realize later that life is short and you want more than pen pals. You ask her things like do pen pals kiss and she asks if you want to go to Mexico with her. A few months later, you find yourself renting a house next door to her but not sure how to surprise her with it.

Girl: did your phone get hacked? pen pals don't ask about kissing
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal

by #1penpal September 1, 2022

Pen

Pens are just.

Pens are just

by Pens are just. April 23, 2022

pen flipping

The best addiction ever it is more addictive than cocaine

hey kid, wanna see some pen flipping

by pen_flipper May 5, 2022

pen

i love stabing fellow humans with PEN

PEN PEN PEN PEN PEN PEN PEN PEN PEN PEN

by fartmakerPENPENPEN September 14, 2022

Pen sword

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the pen sword is the mightiest. It can cut a line through paper with a blade of ink as easily as it can cut through flesh with a blade of steel.

"They said the pen was mightier than the sword, but now I give you this, THE PEN SWORD"
"Bro how much weed was in those brownies?"

by Seamus Bright September 16, 2022