Crunch lays chips in your hand, jack off with it, ejaculate into it, and then use this mixture to brush your girl's teeth.
by gokaari June 13, 2018
Get the Snack paste mug.We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.
I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!
by brettuthius August 11, 2018
Get the The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect mug.Referencing a big night of drinking with work colleagues and/or clients. Most often used in referencing professionals in the sales and/or finance industry. The term originates from a comment made by one colleague about another referencing the fact that her colleagues were animals, like animals in the zoo, however, to the benefit of all in society, zoo animals are kept in cages, whereas, her colleagues are free to roam the city, thus the night was "way past zoo."
Joe asked, Max how the meeting with the sales team from Topeka was. Max replied, "It was totally out of control, I think Bob got arrested, Tony definitely pushed the hotel piano into the pool, and I have no idea where Luis is . . . it was way past zoo. Way past zoo."
by Luis2018 October 2, 2018
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This line appears in the Berry Gordy movie "The last dragon" in 1985. Spoken by a first generation chinese kid who has become hip with the lingo of his puerto rican neighbors in inner city NCY and for some reason alters the last word to Italian
This line appears in the Berry Gordy movie "The last dragon" in 1985. Spoken by a first generation chinese kid who has become hip with the lingo of his puerto rican neighbors in inner city NCY and for some reason alters the last word to Italian
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Get the Progeny Paste mug.Ghosts of baby batters past is when a female offers you a drink and you know she has sucked dick recently. This must be within a 24 hour window.
I dont drink after any bitch. They all scandalous and whos to know when she be suckin some dudes cock last. Shit my luck it been couple hours before and i be gettin ghosts of baby batters past.
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