off the cob

out of place; weird

Julie? Yeah, I know her. She seems a little off the cob, don't you think?

by Wolfram Bowser November 15, 2012

scub-off

When 2 or more people join in the act of "scubing" in attempts to find the superior "scuber."
This is done primarily by Scuba diving but other forms may be acceptable.

Me and Scuba Dave had a scub-off last night. I scubed so well.

by Scuba Stave February 26, 2011

Dirk off

the act of jerking off while watching Dirk Nowitzki play

Seth: Hey did you see Dirk Nowitzki's huge game last night?
Jordan: Yeah, he was so good I had to Dirk off to get rid of my gigantic boner.

by BigJordan December 11, 2011

Off The Tizzy

From or off the top or start of any given situation, any.

We just started our bowling game and White Mike got a strike off the tizzy.

Yo dat nigga popped dem shots off the tizzy, not me.

Congress will present Bill#"1040 Fuck the People" off the tizzy tomorrow morning.

by Zoinkfunkledonkerd March 21, 2023

Jacking off

Jacking off is when you put lotion on your dick and rub it with your hands until you moan and cum

I'm jacking off my 7inch while typing this
Shit I just cummed it felt really good tho

by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020

Friend Off

A competition, typically between girls, to see who has the sexiest male friend. They go in rounds of three to see who is more attractive. The winner gets bragging rights

"Girls, let's have a friend off! I'd love to win bragging rights."

by randomperson30 January 26, 2021

off god

When something's not on god fr, it's off god.

Person 1: Did you see that game last night?
Person 2: Yeah it was a slaughter fr off god.

by Big dicky dick boy August 29, 2022