A Mickey Mouse

A guy with huge balls and tiny dick. The large balls are the ears and the small dick is the nose and together that makes it look like Mickey Mouse.

Some gay men love a Mickey Mouse.

by President Obama the Barack April 22, 2024

Mickey Mousing

Placing your testicles on a bald head so that the face resembles the beloved cartoon character ,Mickey Mouse

“Dylan’s asleep, somebody should put their balls on his head”

“Ah yes, Who doesn’t love a good Mickey Mousing”

by Billy Bob horn dog May 2, 2024

Mickey

that annoying rat from disney

Person A: Have you seen that new mickey movie
Person B: Shut up.

by Memepig May 4, 2024

Gina/ Mickey

Horrendous at valheim

Gina/ Mickey spent 45 minutes building a port which consists of 5 bits of wood

by Niboola February 15, 2024

dutch mickey

The Dutch Mickey is a sexual move performed by clasping the hands together in the shape of an imaginary Mickey Mouse ears and to poke your John’s anus, often while exclaiming “Woo-Hoo - welcome to Mickeys House Bitch”.

While wandering the back alleys of Amsterdam in his assless chaps, Remko was surprised by a Dutch Mickey…

by Buford C Cabhash March 5, 2024

Mickey Milking

To or of the milking of Steamboat Willie becoming public domain.

Since Mickey Milking spawned a bad cuphead ripoff, I don't see why people are still doing it.

by ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssso April 2, 2024

Mickey

/ adj.

When someone or something is doing some fraudulent bullshit.

Guy: "I finally pulled Zendaya's number last night."

Friend: "U told her u were a movie director. That's so mickey!"

by theyhateness July 12, 2022