Late in French

Late in French is "en retard." Used for the times you've got the itch to say slur, but don't want to fully commit.

You're late in French.

by Bob The french January 19, 2024

Late Stage Porn Addiction

An acronym to describe someone who has gotten so desperate, and so addicted to porn, that the only solution is by spreading their habits to other people. these people are often pedophiles and predators.

credits to ruben sim.

Ted: Shit, I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer

by stunning, and dingaling January 21, 2024

Late

Not meaning late as in not there on time but as in bad or trash.

Man that shit was late asf

by ROSHY530 December 22, 2022

Late Tuesday

When you don’t pull out in time so you just get lube, cum, and shit all over yourself

Dickhead one: so how was it with Jeremy
Dickhead two: oh it was just another Late Tuesday, fluids everywhere

by Gabae333 January 9, 2023

I'm late

I missed a day,
What else could I say,
That I isn't gay,
And that's today!

I'm late for my schedule write up, dang.

by Don't you know who I am November 28, 2023

late night zoomies

This is when nathan Gemmell wants your number so he can phone you late at night , to watch you run around the room like a dog so he can get aroused and hopefully pound one out.

Can I have your number to see your late night zoomies

by Late night zoomies December 8, 2023

late night zoomies

This is when nathan Gemmell wants your number so he can phone you late at night , to watch you run around the room like a dog so he can get aroused and hopefully pound one out.

Can I have your number to see your late night zoomies

by Late night zoomies December 8, 2023