That girl Julia Smith was the love of my life and soul mate. She was the smartest cookie in the shed. I regret existence.
by SomePieceOfShit January 27, 2021
Get the Julia Smith mug.linda and julia are a goated duo. they never stop eating and would win first prize in a fatness competition. they have a song called why do you have to be so ugly for and sing it traditionally. no one would be able to understand the humour they share, because they think they are the only insensitive boogers in the world and everything revolves around them. linda's red flag is thinking that this world is not good enough for her and she is convinced that she is the only normal human created on the planet. she is so sick of people's bs and her goal in life is to create a small world only for herself (like the truman show but without people). Whereas, julia's red flag is being cringy and being picky with her men. (she once blocked a guy she was talking to because he unintentionally exposed his dogs on a call. now she cringes every time she thinks about it.
mum: "im going to the supermarket, want anything?"
daughter: "bring me back a linda and julia, they come in a two pack"
daughter: "bring me back a linda and julia, they come in a two pack"
by dumb and dumbest May 15, 2023
Get the linda and julia mug.linda and julia are a goated duo. they never stop eating and would win first prize in a fatness competition. they have a song called why do you have to be so ugly for and sing it traditionally. no one would be able to understand the humour they share, because they think they are the only insensitive boogers in the world and everything revolves around them. linda's red flag is thinking that this world is not good enough for her and she is convinced that she is the only normal human created on the planet. she is so sick of people's bs and her goal in life is to create a small world only for herself (like the truman show but without people). Whereas, julia's red flag is being cringy and being picky with her men. (she once blocked a guy she was talking to because he unintentionally exposed his dogs on a call. now she cringes every time she thinks about it.
mum: "im going to the supermarket, want anything?"
daughter: "bring me back a linda and julia, they come in a two pack"
daughter: "bring me back a linda and julia, they come in a two pack"
by dumb and dumbest May 15, 2023
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Get the Julia Richardson mug.The act of taking our your senile grandmother and her shotgun when she is shooting at you because she thinks mongooses are attacking.
Ben: Did you see what Becca did to her grandmother last night?
Amy: Yeah, she totally was pulling a julia.
Amy: Yeah, she totally was pulling a julia.
by Mongooselover83 September 23, 2011
Get the Pulling a Julia mug.A girl who is not afraid to let her gas come out of her butt hole. If you are thinking about dating this girl there arr some qualities you should know about. One she likes to switch around a lot. One week she might be with you and the next week it might be all over. She loves to eat and is obsessed with her butt "beware". However this girl belives she is black and is not afraid to show it. She is very needy and loves to cuddle it can involve dangerous movments. Get this girl mad and the sandals will slap you. If you are up to a challenge she is in.
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