Blessing

Have permission to do something or to somebody.

Guy: Hey man do I have your blessing to ask your sister out?

Guy 2: Yeah man go ahead.

by Kypren November 28, 2021

Blessing

fattest bitch ever she’s the fakest bitch you’ve ever met talks shit about everyone

that’s blessing don’t go near her

by ellie473 July 18, 2022

Daddy’s Blessing

A slang term for cum that is used by a person who refers to their sexual partner as ‘Daddy’.

May I have Daddy’s Blessing? 🥺

by daddys lil slut July 28, 2022

Bare Blessed

A saying for gay retards who think ancaster has school gangs. Their leader is a pedophile who Carrie’s around a crowbar in his pants. He got slumped by a junkie and kissed a sex offenders shoes

Man, that gay sex we had last night was bare blessed

by Joe Stechey August 16, 2022

St. Bonaventure’s Blessing

A bowel disorder, could be IBS, appendicitis, polyps, fecal incontinence, etc. Just a general term for any of them.

Named so because Bonaventure is the patron saint of bowel issues.

Person 1#: My dad just recieved St. Bonaventure’s blessing.

Person 2#: Shit, shit.

by MixedBag August 29, 2022

I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself

person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022

Blessing

A Blessing is someone who has a deadly waist line and likes corey someone.

I think she is a Blessing beacuse she has a deadlyyy waistline

by abcdefgeverybodyknowimthemfg April 25, 2022