Missile Sponge

A ship, a Revenue Director or a Peer who attracts attention in such a way that helps you avoid it.

"Grant was a real missile sponge in that last "Quality call", thank god for that guy"
" The aircraft carrier is the target, but the frigate is the missile sponge"

by YoloRoc August 25, 2023

accent sponge

Someone automatically speaking with an accent when they hear it, absorbing it like a sponge.

Aria: since when does Johnny have a Brummie accent?
Leah: He doesn't, he's just an accent sponge.

by coachdexter September 22, 2023

Sponge

best object oppose contestant, he is sexy and fucking cute
he is a cute af sponge look him up on the internet

sponge!!!!!!!

by Columbux January 2, 2020

Spong

A tongue shaped piece of land

I ventured down to old Samuels spong

by Moanadamassive April 6, 2020

sponge it up too much

A phrase used for when a person is too soft and sucks up to people a lot.

Jeff: Bruh, you sponge it up too much.

Todd: Yeah, but only to Natalie...

by StudentOfAHighSchool March 16, 2020

Soda Sponge

Cleaning utensil designed to clean up stains, specifically those from pop drinks. Not to be confused with beer sponges or cum sponges.

Person 1: Dude, I just spilled my Mountain Dew, can you help me out?

Person 2: I ran out of paper towels but you can borrow my soda sponge.

by MadHatter6 May 23, 2020

Sponge

A boy or girl who soaks up all of others lingo or mannerisms

When I met him he never was like that, guess the sponge life got to them

by Copy cat June 5, 2020