North Dakota Root Canal

Performing oral sex for so long that parts of your face go numb.

I was going down on Bill for what seemed like hours and I got a North Dakota root canal.

by t pot February 6, 2019

Square Root Your Life

a popular term in Mr. Kehr the physics teacher's class meaning essentially, to square root something

After you find (the number), all you need to do is square root your life.

by aquarianspacecat June 11, 2018

tesseract root

its like a cube root

but 4 and not 3

2 is the tesseract root of 16 i think

by GrassBird125 March 20, 2023

Root beer float

When 6 gay guys take turns shitting into a bathtub full of water then proceed to fuck eachother while swimming in it

"I had a good root beer float with the boys last night"

by Marmadue March 31, 2023

Community Roots Academy

Community Roots Academy is a large public school. In World War One, Two and Three It was used as an Air Force Base. Most people that attend this K-8 school are either Nazis or Germans. A lot of people come to this school to see what it was like in WWIII. On average, this school gets bombed about 30 times a year. But the amazing part is that only 3532 people have died from the bombings! All of the teachers at Community Roots Academy tried to get into art school but failed. Most teachers work for the German Government now. If you want to send your child here, send them with an M16 and an Assault Rifle. An acronym is most commonly used to refer to the schools name. The acronym is CRA.

"Im gonna go to Community Roots Academy"
-No one ever

by Joe_Swanson39 January 19, 2023

Barq's Root Beer

The poor man's Mug Root Beer for when you just want a large-ass $1 infinitely refillable cup from McDonald's to sit down with in the bathroom drinking enough root beer to be consistently pissing into and flooding the urinals from 3 feet away, destroy you kidneys and ruining everyone else's McBathroom experience

You know, I'm a mug fan, but damn, on any good day Barq's Root Beer's the SHIT

by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 27, 2023

root rub

Going to the hairdresser and getting your hair roots rubbed with hair dye.

Went to the hairdressers as my roots were showing so I got a root rub

by Macknificicacent February 1, 2023