crashed

to be aggravated, mentally "gone", or generally in a negative mood

I'm beyond crashed right now, no one wants to see me like this.

by Tony_Ugatz April 29, 2025

Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.

“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”

by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025

Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.

“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”

by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025

Crash Dummy

a) Someone who knowingly commits dangerous or harmful acts that can result in a negative outcome

b) Same as an actual Crash Test Dummy but under different circumstances

1. Don’t be a crash dummy selling drugs on the street knowing you have kids at home.

2. Sleeping with your friend’s man just because your boyfriend flirted with her is crash dummy activities.

3. You’re a crash dummy if you try to sell someone a stolen car.

by JustThinkAboutIt May 27, 2025

crash the mall

Word that should, could be used instead of better-off vague "third places" (I hate that name).

The loss of malls to crash (crash the mall-ing) been disaster to human race. While it is safer, all joy is gone...

by dame_dane June 2, 2025

Crash slamming

When you get so drunk you fuck a transgender.

Im Crash slamming after Friday because it's Saturday morning.

by EddieBrock5 September 8, 2023

Crashed Out

Typically when someone falls asleep; passing out due to coming down from a high after having sex

“Did you hear what those two did last night?”
“Yeah I heard they’re crashed out on bed”

by Nanobit September 22, 2023