Wizard Stew

You cream in a females butthole, and then she pushes it back out with some poo in there, and that's how you make wizard stew

Rachel and I are going upstairs to make some wizard stew, she hasn't used the bathroom all day.

by Wizardstew February 19, 2015

Wizards and Warriors

A 1987 NES video game by RARE that pissed a lot of fucking players off because you had to beat it in one fucking sitting since there was no passwords or save points.

I'm going to finish Wizards and Warriors on the NES and get pissed off at it because there are no passwords or saves so I have to do it in one sitting. Maybe I will just pause the game and leave my NES on overnight.

by pablowisdom August 15, 2016

Wizard Snapper

The act of a mother zapping her son in the neck with her electrocuted nipples.

Timmy didn't want his mother to give him the Wizard Snapper

by The Philosopher Doe Boy October 12, 2017

foreskin wizard

A foreskin wizard is a masterful being who is all powerful. They are this way because they have unlocked the secret use of the foreskin because It doesn't seem to have one. But that secret is for them to know and for you to find out. Once you become one of these wizards you will be able to crush buildings using nothing but that skin on the tip of your penis. Kodak Black is one of these people because he has become one with the skin he just doesn't show his powers.

Sam: man I wonder why that nigha kodaks bars are so fire.
Skylar: because that nigha is a foreskin wizard and he is all powerful

by Skizza_the_Nizza March 12, 2017

Wizard Den

The home of a Wizard, usually an underground basement, and usually of his mother's home. Incredibly dirty/smelly/both.

Con-goer 1: Wait, where's Con-goer 3?
Con-goer 2: Doesn't matter, he has a wizard den, I bet he's stuck cleaning that shit up.

by 8res May 29, 2016

Wizard hat

The Wizard hat is a word use to to say the you still have your virginity

I still have my wizard hat

by Stheboyz November 14, 2021

creeping wizard

When a guy shoots his load all over a girl's (or guy's) chin, and the cum commences to slowly drool down via gravity, and as the white spunk dangles from one's chin, it resembles the well defined facial hair of a wizard.

"Dude what happened with that girl you met from the internet?"

"Oh bro, I blew my wad on her chin, gave her a righteous creeping wizard!"

by thedeu October 25, 2012