Tristan

a person incapable of sneezing without farting

Tristan snarted 3 times today.

by user56793 July 16, 2021

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Tristan

The biggest Weeb, Train and Computer enthusiast, worst student, most annoying and hiding characteristics all at the same time.

Girl 1:Have you heard about Tristan?
Girl 2: Yeah… he’s kinda weird not going to lie.

by A name that people don’t know July 26, 2021

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Tristan Thiccer

A very thicc boi. Tristan is very bad at league of legends while also being very thicc.

"Is that Malcolm Graves in the mid lane?" "No! That is Tristan Thiccer playing his thicc graves!"

by TriHard N July 28, 2021

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Tristan is a new guy in my school who gives me butterflies when i look at him even though he has a mask on All the time because of covid19. He is popular but quiet I wish he talked more . He has nice coloured skin and looks to be hispanic . I haven't even talked to him but I already think about him , he's new but he has been here since 4months? . He probably won't ever read this but he is very handsome. The girls are all over him for the first week but now the low-key girls like him and he doesn't know but 75% of the girls fantasise about him so i feel stupid liking him .Tristan has brown hair and it is curly and nice , he doesn't even know my name but from a distance I look at him and his eyes are very noticeable as they are a very nice colour. Idk if his name is Tristan or tristen ... i think it's the first one

Girl 1 : that new guy is cute

Girl 2 :yeah he is

Girl 1: I heard he is called Tristan

Girl 2: ok

by @Milf/dilf.com.org July 30, 2021

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