Toby Gartland

He is much of a bad boy and don’t even try to fight this guy he will whip his cock out and bum you

Guy 1:Hey did you see Toby he’s stupid

Guy 2:I’d be careful saying that

Toby Gartland: *whips cock out* starts bumming ‘Guy 1’

by Mambah November 22, 2021

Toby

His dick is so fucking massive that he carnt fuck any girls because it would go out of there mouth. He also likes nipple play

I love Toby cock

by Youououtotnebrenn November 23, 2021

Toby

Toby is an absolute wanktard who is inept at firefighting. He is a class A prick and is shot at squash due to his abnormally short reach. He falls asleep after one beer and takes 40 minutes to do a shit.

This is why we love him though.

Who's that man on the squash court with tiny arms?

Oh that's Toby.

by HeatDog69 November 23, 2021

Tobi Emberger

A very tall guy with a very large penis.

Have you heard about Tobi Emberger. The guy with the big dick

by Tobi1999 November 23, 2021

Toby

A term used for a man who requires a large door to fit through. This term can also define as inconsistent and undetermined.

Toby is inconsistent about his diet

by Wee wee 12 November 23, 2021

Toby Chip

Song sung by... Hold on, not song. ART sung by... Hold on, not sung... Art GURGLED by artist Toby Smiles. It is also their nickname for the Java Chip drink at Starbucks. They often drool into it, providing a more complex and deeper flavor. Sometimes used instead of using Toby Smiles.

Friend: Yo whos your favorite artist?
Me: Brooooooo its GOTTA BE TOBY CHIP BRUH

by AvocadoCatThing January 23, 2025

Toby Keith Syndrome

Toby Keith Syndrome is a dangerous condition in which an out of shape individual recognizes that he is not as good as he once was, but sets out to prove that he is as good once as he ever was. This syndrome offen results in orthopedic injuries. The condition is more commonly seen on weekends, holidays, and surrounding the timing of major sports balls events.

Did you hear the Colonel blew out his knee? These war games are spreading Toby Keith Syndrome!

by Nopenotadoctor February 7, 2025