Sweater Meat

Breasts, particularly big or glorious ones, especially in a sweater.

While bowling, I told Tom, wow look at the sweater meat on that bimbo. They bounce while she stands still. I’m putting lead in my pencil with no one to write to.

by JackDaddy6294 October 5, 2022

playboy sweater

a hoodie a girl customizes for their boyfriend that has a nude picture of your her on it

"mate, my hun got me a hoodie."
"can I see it"
"nah, it's a playboy sweater fam"

by symabie May 22, 2022

Sweater Weather

A song that ruin the hopes and dreams of everyone that hears it. It's soul crushing. No one should speak of this song... ever.

Eva: Oh I love this song!

Sienna: What's is called?

Eva: Sweater Weather-

Sienna: Nevermind.

by EvaMarie322 February 7, 2022

Mexican Sweater

Putting hot sauce in a condom before having sex, so that it kills the sperm, to keep the female from impregnating herself with the condom afterwards.

I'm glad I went through with the Mexican Sweater when I was with that bitch Sharon. I'm not paying alimony to that hoe.

by Entrapment Evasion 101 April 11, 2022

bloody sweater neck

when a girl with braces is sucking your dick and your foreskin gets stuck in the braces

chad-bro was is there a blood stain on your pants
kyle- oh dude the other day i got a bloody sweater neck and it won’t stop bleeding

by bloody sweater neck April 16, 2022

big red sweater

a sweater that can easily fit a whale; ginormous in size must make lots of jokes

Big red sweaterrrrrrrrrr

by Big-T November 6, 2004

Sweater Weather

When uncircumcised men get action during the winter. The sweater is a nickname for the foreskin; Thus keeping it warm during the season.

Damn dude, my dick is cold! Its almost sweater weather though!

by Mexicanese1128 December 25, 2020