Poor Computing

When you have a 10 year old PC, which doesn't run modern software, but you try to make it run anyway.

My poor computing machine cannot run youtube directly, so I download the videos and run them locally.

by davidiw June 14, 2011

poor man stan

incredibly broke individual,with instead of a six pack,he has a keg with looks that could kill the undead who spends most of his time reading,playing video game,watching porn and has h.h.t. or eating poptarts

if you are broke,overweight, homely,read,play video games,watch porn and eat poptarts while u do it,you man be considered a POOR MAN STAN

by poorhiddenstashistan June 14, 2011

poor mc

when someone, usually a male who goes by the name of jai, is feeling down or is short a bit of money, he is known as 'poor mc'

"Alice isn't in a bra, that's gotta upset jai"
"Poor mc!"

by imperialpigeon2 August 22, 2017

Poor Man's Payday

A mix of peanuts and candy corn that yields a flavor reminiscent of a Payday candybar.

Time to get more candy corn; I just ate the last of my Poor Man's Payday.

by Copyname March 11, 2019

poor banker

A hobo that asks you to "deposit" your money to his "bank" instead of you depositing your money somewhere else.

broke kid: *sees a thick pocket* Ayy lmao wanna deposit your money? 100% of your money goes to my benefit!
rich kid: No mate I'd rather go to wells fargo.
bystanders: Crikey! $That poor banker got a run for his money!

by watdafuq January 8, 2019

Poor

Non airpod users

hey man you got those new airpods from Apple.

Other person: na man I’m poor

by The real pro skater 2019 January 14, 2019

project poor

a: a state of unwealth caused by working on too many projects at once
b: a state of being unable to build wealth due to excessive projects

"I can't go to the movies this weekend. I'm project poor."

"I've got at least half a dozen projects going at once. You might say I'm project poor."

"He'd be rich... if he wasn't project poor."

by B.K.B August 16, 2018