it's when you freak out over a ship that is sailed. it's a word I made up and I don't know what else to say
person 1: omg! Carly just kiss Freddie!
person 2: my ship sailed! *freaks out*
person 1: stop having a ship panic dude!
person 2: my ship sailed! *freaks out*
person 1: stop having a ship panic dude!
by NIGHT_BR3AKS June 29, 2022
Get the ship panic mug.When a guy gets nervous that his girl’s period is on verge of happening. And he knows she has very harsh mood swings. You dead, bro.
by Master Rob Sauce August 30, 2022
Get the period panic mug.Hym “Moral Panic and Controlled Opposition are both... Terms... and they both mean things.”
Dr. JeepJorp “BuT wHaT dO tHeY mEaN!?”
Hym “GET OUT OF HERE DR. JEEPJORP! NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU!”
Dr . JeepJorp *whimpers and hobbles away*
Hym “Jesus... Where was I? Oh! Controlled opposition. That’s why the Overton window exists. That’s why we’re kept in the feedback loop. You don’t care. You get your little dick sucked? Or your fat meaty cock gobbled? You manage to get some of your life subsidized? Are you not being crimed? Then you’re fine. Quit complaining about your life. I had to work hard to get where I am! Unless I lied. Then I just lied with every waking breath and everyone around me just went along with it. People don’t even know the difference! They can’t even think! They just accept the propositions. No matter how absurd.”
Dr. JeepJorp “BuT wHaT dO tHeY mEaN!?”
Hym “GET OUT OF HERE DR. JEEPJORP! NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU!”
Dr . JeepJorp *whimpers and hobbles away*
Hym “Jesus... Where was I? Oh! Controlled opposition. That’s why the Overton window exists. That’s why we’re kept in the feedback loop. You don’t care. You get your little dick sucked? Or your fat meaty cock gobbled? You manage to get some of your life subsidized? Are you not being crimed? Then you’re fine. Quit complaining about your life. I had to work hard to get where I am! Unless I lied. Then I just lied with every waking breath and everyone around me just went along with it. People don’t even know the difference! They can’t even think! They just accept the propositions. No matter how absurd.”
by Hym Iam December 2, 2022
Get the Moral Panic mug."He glanced at this boy walking past us and completely lost focus. I think he was having a gay panic."
by Shibadeeboo April 26, 2022
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by blackbird23 May 5, 2022
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I had to eat panic porridge for breakfast this morning because the morning quickie was a little too quick!
by Wilskins May 6, 2022
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