Sean Problems

When everything you touch turns to shit. No matter the time of day, occasion or task at hand. Something will go catastrophically wrong.

I bought a new car and within ten minutes all hell broke loose and the dashboard lit up like a Christmas Tree. Can’t even get a new car without Sean Problems cropping up.

by ManFlesh3991 February 16, 2024

Problem Caller

Someone who calls the same establishment over and over with no respect or boundaries of the actual establishment. This mainly applies if you work at a call based job and the same person always calls and makes your life more difficult.

Friend: "Wow, Thomas has called 5 times today about random shit we can't help him with"
Me: "Sounds like Thomas is a problem Caller"

by irbanurban22 February 29, 2024

The problem

No. It isn't. You're a whore. Kill yourself whore.

Hym "Oh, I'm sure NO WOMAN has ever been the problem! I guarantee no woman has ever been the problem in ANY intersexual interaction in that retarded mind of yours. Die today bitch."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2024

The Grounding Problem

The Grounding Problem is the search for a foundation of our moral beliefs, something solid that would make them true in a way that is clear, objective and unmoving. Responses to The Grounding Problem can be placed in the following categories:
- Externalism

- Internalism

- Interactionalism

The Grounding Problem is a philosophical idea.

by Atlas Apollo March 25, 2024

Extraphysical Conservation Problem

The Extraphysical Conservation Problem refers to the theoretical difficulty of extending classical conservation laws (energy, momentum, information, etc.) beyond the physical universe into hypothetical extraphysical domains such as multiverses, higher dimensions, probability spaces, or non-material realms. While physics assumes conservation holds within a closed system, this problem questions what happens when the “system” includes parallel universes, branching timelines, or non-physical layers of reality. It asks whether conservation laws still apply globally, whether they are redistributed across realities, or whether conservation itself breaks down outside spacetime. The problem is central to speculative cosmology, multiverse theory, and extraphysical metaphysics.

Extraphysical Conservation Problem — Example

Imagine a multiverse experiment where energy appears to vanish from our universe during a quantum event. Later, another universe shows an unexplained energy surge at the exact same probabilistic moment. Locally, conservation seems violated in both universes, but globally—across the multiverse—the total energy may remain conserved. The problem is that observers inside only one universe cannot verify whether conservation holds extraphysically or is merely broken beyond their measurement horizon.

by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026

Extraphysical Thermodynamics Problem

The Extraphysical Thermodynamics Problem examines whether thermodynamic principles—especially entropy, irreversibility, and equilibrium—apply beyond conventional physical reality. If higher dimensions, probability universes, or extraphysical realms exist, it is unclear whether entropy increases there, resets, transfers between universes, or behaves in non-classical ways. This problem challenges the assumption that the arrow of time and heat death are universal features of all realities. It raises questions about whether extraphysical domains allow entropy leakage, entropy inversion, or entropy-free states, potentially enabling phenomena that appear impossible under standard thermodynamics within a single universe.

Extraphysical Thermodynamics Problem — Example

Suppose one universe reaches heat death while another nearby universe (with similar physical laws) appears to reset into a low-entropy state. If entropy can be transferred or diluted across universes, then the second law of thermodynamics may only apply locally. This raises the question of whether entropy “leaks” into extraphysical realms or if some universes act as entropy sinks for others.

by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026

Hard Problem of Spirituality and Metaphysics

The Hard Problem of Spirituality and Metaphysics concerns the difficulty of explaining subjective spiritual experiences, metaphysical meaning, and existential significance using objective, physical descriptions. Similar to the hard problem of consciousness, it asks why inner experiences of transcendence, purpose, or “the sacred” exist at all, and whether they correspond to real structures beyond the physical world. The problem challenges reductionist explanations, suggesting that spiritual phenomena may involve extraphysical dimensions, emergent metaphysical properties, or irreducible aspects of reality that resist empirical measurement.

Hard Problem of Spirituality and Metaphysics — Example

Two individuals undergo near-identical neurological states, yet one experiences a profound sense of transcendence while the other does not. No physical measurement explains the difference. The hard problem arises in explaining why spiritual meaning emerges subjectively and whether such experiences correspond to real metaphysical structures rather than being purely neurological artifacts.

by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026