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The Moist Sock

where you put you feet in the toilet whilst wearing socks, then you take the sock of and smack a woman's bathing suit area, the water will turn her on and give her "the time of her life" whilst giving her a pain unimaginable
my man is so good in the bedroom, he hits me with the moist sock, i'm a little sore now though
by daddys_toes June 4, 2018
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Moist

Wet, dry term that can be used inappropriately and sexually
This towel is moist
She just came out of the pool, she looks hot and moist
by Bekaisbetter June 7, 2018
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Moist India

A reaction to when somebody uses the word waz.
"I need to go for a waz."
"MOIST INDIA!!"
by Smith2468 June 8, 2018
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Moist yute

Moist yute moist youte/ moist guy
: describes a cringe-inducing individual. One to potentially be naive or just clearly unaware of an underlying plumb-like essence to themselves as a person or in a specific context.

Upbringing can play a role in the word being used harshly to diminish one’s reputation as simply a yute youth - not adult. In that context, the word is used more time to hurt one’s rep innit?

Can be used in a number of other instances however:
“Bro don’t bring jimmy round the bando no more”
“…why?””-cos. my mans a moist yute! ”
Or
“Omggg baddie ting just gave me the look might have to approach.. but first, let me back out the Armani monogram branded MAN side pouch/messenger travel sack™️. Btw bro can i borrow your snakeskin BB Simon swarovski crystal encrusted belt? ”
“NO! … this moist yute. And stop over describing the garments bruv ”
Bros a moist yute, saw his yard, lowkey a nurturing environment
by gorillafriedchicken March 24, 2023
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moist

When someone is trying to beg it upto when they can clearly see they are not liked.
No one likes Diogo, he's so moist
by Mithara De Alwis April 2, 2023
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Moist

This is how you describe a person who acts cowardly or pretends to be tough. You could call them a "pussy" also.
Joe: "Don't call me out when you're not confident enough to be called out. Grow some nuts you moist-ass clown!"
Jack: "Screw you!"
by bro-son February 4, 2023
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moist signature

When you have to sign on paper, in ink, not just do an e-signature. A "real" signature.
You have to take that document to a notary and get a moist signature.
I gotta get a moist signature on that contract.
by JonCoinedIt December 24, 2023
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