Shit meets Terrible

A level beyond retartedness, like not physically possible
Don't even try, you'll probably hurt yourself

Be careful or you'll end up like Shit meets Terrible

by Globalwarmingyay May 18, 2017

boring meeting

When the most interesting things are me, myself and I or a "Don't Get Molested" video.

This is a boring meeting.

by Mr Neo Anderson May 21, 2017

LAN meet

LAN meet, or Local Area Network meet - where you meet with several people and possibly bring your battlestation for a 'splitscreen' playing of a normally online or single player game.

"Hey, You coming to the LAN meet?"

by Gordon Freemium June 25, 2017

production meeting

Taking a shit. Or going number two. Saying it in a discreet way.

Sorry I'm late I was in a production meeting.

by Fob6666 November 1, 2017

captains meeting

When one leader of a country or other territory would meet with other leaders and they all proceed to touch the tips of their penisis together, creating a manhood circle of testosterone.

I’m going to the captains meeting because I’m someone who goes to those.

by Coolguy86 November 27, 2017

won some meet

Do you want something to eat?

won some meet? Do you want something to eat?

by Ancan February 12, 2017

black table meeting

A meeting whereby an unorthodox approach is taken in terms of business strategy. Only key personnel are invited to the secret meeting.

John decided to hold a black table meeting to discuss a tax avoiding strategy

by Barry88 August 17, 2016