When your fingering your girl and suddenly fist her, forming your hand into a claw and yell money, money, money
Julian: Yo man you got some pussy last night
Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her
Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her
by Chad kindle July 30, 2019
Get the Crusty Lobster mug.A unique sexual fetish with traced to to both Smiths Station, Andalusia, and Smut Eye Alabama. While engaged in 69 both participants urinate in the others face post orgasm.
by The Alabama Muff Diver November 8, 2019
Get the Alabama Lobster Fight mug.The sadomasochistic act of inserting a live lobster into one's anus, prior to anal intercourse.
The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.
This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.
The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.
This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.
"Karen made me play assing the lobster last night. My cock looks like fucking slinky now."
"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...
"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"
"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...
"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"
by zoidburg_is_not_a_fan September 18, 2019
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by QuacksO August 16, 2019
Get the lobster tail and beer mug.The sexual act of using one hand to pleasure a woman's vagina and anus simultaneously.
This is done by joining the pointer finger and middle into one claw and inserting in one hole, while forming the the second claw with the ring finger and pinkie and inserting into another hole.
This is done by joining the pointer finger and middle into one claw and inserting in one hole, while forming the the second claw with the ring finger and pinkie and inserting into another hole.
Jimmy: "Man I totally lobster clawed that girl out last night."
Frankie: "Oh yea? Did you claw her up hard?"
Jimmy: "Hell yea I did, I Lobstered her all night!"
Frankie: "Oh yea? Did you claw her up hard?"
Jimmy: "Hell yea I did, I Lobstered her all night!"
by AyeSugarTits May 30, 2018
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Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it
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Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it
by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 12, 2018
Get the Lobster slap mug.Daniel - " take off your panties "
Samantha - * takes of panties *
Daniel -" oh fuck! You have ' lobster pussy '! "
Samantha - * takes of panties *
Daniel -" oh fuck! You have ' lobster pussy '! "
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