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Jared Punzalan

The most obnoxious,gay, asian you will ever meet. He looks emo as hell and has a crappy haircut
I never want to be a Jared Punzalan
by Baracoustic May 15, 2023
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Jared cuff

He is Perfection.
That guy is like a Jared Cuff…. Perfection
by Anonym0us/1786 January 20, 2023
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indian jared

Stupid indian that scans you for your money
I got called to today

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Indian jared
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Jared

Person 1: man this "Jared" guy is such a rat he hates fun and just makes gay jokes
by GFreem February 9, 2023
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Jared's Fingers

The most gracious fingers known to man, known to make any man or woman bust upon sight. These fingers have fueled entire societal movements, and are some of the most significant fingers in history.
Nick: I think I'm going to hell
Saul: touch'a'my Jared's Fingers.
Nick: *ascends*
by No_Name_Bob December 19, 2022
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jared

jared is typically a very popular person and he loves people that same way he loves himself and there is no one quiet like jared. they can be funny and love to take a joke, however sometimes these ‘jokes’ may go too far and jared doesn’t always know when he has gone too far
jared is the class clown but a popular one
by tate and violet stan January 4, 2023
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Jared

He is the soulmate to Jasmin and only Jasmin and if you’re not Jasmin then he’s gonna spray you with pepper spray and report you for harassment because he only loves Jasmin and if he cheats on Jasmin he lost such an important person and that’s his loss. He’s so fine and Jasmin and God love him so much.
Wow, Jared and Jasmin are such a good couple oh my gatitos!
by ChickFilaALover November 21, 2023
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