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Jared

He is the soulmate to Jasmin and only Jasmin and if you’re not Jasmin then he’s gonna spray you with pepper spray and report you for harassment because he only loves Jasmin and if he cheats on Jasmin he lost such an important person and that’s his loss. He’s so fine and Jasmin and God love him so much.
Wow, Jared and Jasmin are such a good couple oh my gatitos!
by ChickFilaALover November 21, 2023
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A Jared

When someone who is usually wrong turns out to be innocent the one time you call them on it.
I yelled at the teenager bc I'm sick of his lying, but he was telling the truth this time, I guess it was A Jared.
by Atomnic1 November 24, 2023
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Jared

Jared is a bloke with many problems. His pc is fucked, cars a pool, feet are cybernetic and his housemates are cooler than him. He’s also gay.
Man that guy is such a “Jared”
by DireIsGay November 25, 2023
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Where and When Jared?

The question Musa asks to Jared after a Ligma balls joke.
Jared: Knock knock, Musa! Musa: who’s there Jared? Jared: Ligma. Musa: wh-who’s Ligma? Jared: Ligma balls! Musa: Where and when Jared? ( gay music plays)
by musa is gay December 1, 2023
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Jared Triolo

One of the best baseball players to play the game.

Jared Triolo currently plays for the Pittsburgh Pirates and is on his way to being a star in the Major Leagues.
"Jared Triolo hits piss-missiles"
by D1 Glazer December 3, 2023
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Jared

Jared is the sexiest hottest boy alive I want him to stick it in me and cream like he never has before with his fat sticky cock called the chunky slab of meat he produces gallons of cum daddy “moans cutely 😽”
Jared my fat dicked daddy cream on me.
by Harrison Ryalls April 9, 2023
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Jared

Queer/Homo/Tranny/Fag/Gender Fluid
Usually on some old dirt back road getting sucked off by a dude named T-Jizzle.
Careful around that guy, hes a jared, might try to suck you off
by anonymous April 17, 2023
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