Flake

A flake is someone who generally makes plans with you, promises to do things with or for you but can never seem to follow through. When confronted with their behavior they usually get defensive and run away.

Jisu promised to go out with me. She never showed up. We made plans saturday night and she came up with an excuse why she couldn't show up. Jisu is a flake

by Drdelta August 21, 2021

flake

Much like the chocolate bar, a flake is someone who pulls out of plans and lets you down. Your plans then crumble like a flake. Eventually you'll notice they slowly but surely disappear entirely from your life.

I've had several flakes in my life. It's so disappointing that people replace eachother so easily now.

by Xavier Exotic August 25, 2021

cadburys flake

crumbles under any kind of pressure; named after a popular chocolate bar; irish variation is a roughan

The england team pulled a real cadburys flake and let in 4 easy goals in the second half

by naoisemac June 22, 2004

Thora Flakes

They are marketed as dried fried onions, however they are the dried remains of Thora Hird.

Would you like thora flakes with that?

by Jambodia, King of the toilet people April 26, 2003

Flake

A flake is someone who makes plans with you but can never seem to follow through.

Laurie said he’d come camping and at the last minute came up with numerous excuses why he couldn’t make it. Laurie is a flake.

by Bowdizzle November 16, 2024

Pee pee flakes

Morning cereal flakes, with piss replacing the milk.

Damn, that’s a fine bowl of pee pee flakes you have there!

by gasstationbonerpills July 14, 2025

Bean Flake

Someone who acts like a fucking idiot all the time and in general is just a nutsucker and a ballsack

Z: Six seven!
Kk: Omg you’re a fucking bean flake dude.

by Lil_beanflaker25k August 25, 2025