Diarrhea Defense

When you don’t want to go to an event or do something and blame it on diarrhea. Nobody will ever question it. It’s the perfect excuse.

I got out of dinner tonight by using the diarrhea defense. Worked like a charm!

by Preston J. Smith April 2, 2022

explosive diarrhea

The explosive diarrhea pours out my bootyhole😍🦶👹👹

My explosive diarrhea is so nice to take a spoon and eat it right out of the toilet.

by yass_queen April 16, 2022

"Explosive" Diarrhea

The act of using a shotgun shell as a dildo and having it fire while inside

Jessica died from "explosive" diarrhea

by Icetiger540 December 22, 2020

Diarrhea

When you digest too much Taco Bell and your stomach starts hurting so bad you sweat till lava starts flowing out of your ass cheeks

Friend: Bro are you okay you’ve been in the bathroom for 45 minutes... the crunch wrap isn’t settling too well is it?
You: Dood I have mad diarrhea right now like I seriously feel like I’m shitting molten metal right now

by Big_Girth_Quake January 5, 2021

old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea

When ya get that Starbucks coffee and it is explosive morning or anytime diarrhea.

I got that old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea this morning I almost shat myself.

by Daaaaaaa wzzzzzzziard February 16, 2021

baked bean diarrhea

When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.

i blasted a baked bean diarrhea in da bathroom bro

whoa bro pretty joggers

yoooooooo

by fart moinke April 2, 2021

Diarrhea Slammer

Drinking alcohol filled with diarrhea

He had a diarrhea slammer to drink.

by Diarrhea funky party April 7, 2021