North Dakota cobbler

The act of putting any kind of cobbler in someones anal canal then using a spoon to eating it out.

I'm going to give you a North Dakota cobbler

by Bulletant1264_YT August 11, 2024

Dakota

Dakota is like a fresh drop of rain. She’s smart, inspiring, kind, funny, and tenacious. She usually wears clothes that hide her body. She can be insecure, but she always snaps back. Her smile lights up a room. And you could get lost in her eyes forever. She can be feisty though so make sure you can handle and sarcasm and attitude.

Person One: “Who is she?”

Person Two: “That’s Dakota..”

Person One: “She’s amazing”

Person Two: “I know..”

by Waterlily44 February 24, 2023

Dakota

An insane and murderous arsonist who would destroy the world just to pet a fox

My friend is a complete Dakota

by Anonymous Koala Enthusiast March 9, 2023

dakotaing

To see incessantly consider how mundane every day things pertain to Battletech.

Dakota brought up Battletech thirteen times at lunch today, he's really dakotaing lately.

by Chay Comas March 30, 2023

Dakota

A girl's inside who I am going to shred. One moment she wants you on your knees, the next she's begging for praise, but I'll slap her and fuck her silly all the same.

Man 1: "Hey man did you see Dakota? I'd fuck her" Man 2: "Shut up faggie."

by Dakota's Master (good boy) March 29, 2025

Dakota

To be fat, ugly, retarded, lazy, gluttonous, bald, bastard, bugger with a lump on his but that lights up rainbow colors.

Look, here comes Dakota. I heard that glowing bulge is a butt plug and I heard it vibrate during class while he was sitting down.

by South American Tundra May 21, 2025

dakota

If you meet someone named Dakota, be their friend INSTANTLY. Dakota’s are kind, caring , and will love you until the day that you die. Even if they don’t tell you, they love you. They will give you handmade items that they took a month to make to show that they love you. They never say if you make them sad, so check up in them every once-in a-while. A Dakota makes you laugh and smile so hard that your face hurts. Dakotas are special (in a good way), but they don’t know it. They go through their own battles, yet somehow they always find time and strength to fight yours, too. Their jokes are literally the best. Their stories are the best. Their friendliness makes you become friends with them instantly. Dakotas are other halves, other siblings… Don’t ever let a Dakota go, they are not something you want to have in your life.

Dakota: It might not be good, but I made something for you.

Me: Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!! *I LOVE it*

by ItIsReallyMe May 25, 2025