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Curse of Craig

You are suffering from "Curse of Craig" when Microsoft Teams decides to play hide and seek with your online status, acting all mysterious and crashing like it's auditioning for a sci-fi thriller. Additionally, when the crash hits, it's like Teams just dropped the mic and left the building.

It's like Craig, the mischievous Teams gremlin, decided to mess with your vibes. Your status? Offline. Your sanity? Hanging by a thread. It's the Teams version of a glitchy rollercoaster, throwing unexpected loops and turns when you least expect it. You're sending messages into the void, hoping against hope that your coworkers don't think you've ghosted the whole squad.

So, next time Teams decides to play hide-and-seek with your online presence, just know you've fallen victim to the Curse of Craig.
As I was gearing up for the most crucial virtual meeting of the week, the Curse of Craig hit me like a rogue wave.
by GarroshIcecream January 17, 2024
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Doyle Curse

A phenomenon whereby members of the Doyle family can not watch or attend a professional sports game without their home team losing.
Damn, the lions would have a Superbowl win if it wasn't for the Doyle Curse.
by Firedtarsier January 21, 2024
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Tiny Curse

Think of something funny and/or misfortunate to happen to someone you dislike, then look at them and say the words"I curse you."

Examples include causing the chicken from one's meal to vanish, or reversing the direction of one's gravitational pull.
"You can't do that or I'll curse you!"

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"I'm sorry about when you both met Asher in the parking lot, he was wrong not to give you that money."

"That's why I Tiny Cursed him!"
by heheer February 2, 2024
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Curse

Candaain mose car maple syturyp eating little boy
Curse went to the hockey game
by Uihguwahgwa April 15, 2023
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Curse

Maple styrup
by Uihguwahgwa April 15, 2023
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Kohli's curse

When you can look at something valuable to you, but can never touch it
Nibba 1: RCB never won the IPL trophy for 15 years.
Nibba 2: Yeah, it's Kohli's curse
by DwiteShroot April 17, 2023
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Smash 2v2 curse

The Smash 2v2 curse is when you play online and get only put in 2v2’s and get a terrible teammate, leading to you loosing valuable GSP because getting second place counts as last place.
I’m in the Smash 2v2 curse and I keep on loosing like 450,000 GSP per match!
by Iilw44 April 20, 2023
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