Missile Cowboy

When a person knows of their unavoidable imminent death. They do something outlandish in the final moments before their departure. Ref. Dr Strangelove of the cowboy riding the bike to his death hooting and hollering.

If Yellowstone blows like they say. I'm going to Missile Cowboy outta this world.

by Motieman June 2, 2021

cowboy Bauer

Cowboy Bauer is a god of a man. He plays all the instruments but is also the biggest Chad in the world. He has a smug smile that you can see from miles away.

Bro its cowboy Bauer.

by Zwordkilla June 8, 2021

Dallas Cowboys

Worst team in NFL. Supposedly "America's Team" even tho they ain't won shit since the 90s. Fans will tell you they will win the Superbowl every year and they always end up going 8-8.

Yo, you see the Dallas Cowboys last night? Man they're so trash bro.

by L195 June 10, 2021

pp cowboy

pp cowboy is pp cowboy

she riding that dick like a pp cowboy

by ppcowboyprncess12 August 20, 2022

Lineshaft Cowboy

One who rides the 12,500 horsepower propeller shaft while going full ahead.

Do not get on the shaft, even when it's not moving, unless you're The Lineshaft Cowboy.

by Concerned Cadet September 25, 2022

Cowboy Hotpocket

When a man buttfucks a person from behind by wrapping his unit around the person like a cowboy lasso.

"I can barely walk straight after he gave me a cowboy hotpocket..."

by Silly_Mike October 3, 2022

cowboy kink

bitches who find hot men wearing cowboy hats attractive

bitches: omg!! i think i might have a cowboy kink!!

by crowinabirdcage October 8, 2022