Corporate meh

Corporate meh is the aesthetic of large corporations sanitizing everything, dumbing everything down, and making it unobjectionable to the widest possible audience, just to increase sales another 0.001 percent. The official color of Corporate meh is beige.

Hot Topic used to be alternative, now it is all Corporate meh!

by ArmyOfCats September 8, 2025

Corporal Bailey

(Adjective) used to describe someone being a try-hard and just an all around asshole to the public. He/she pulls people over for going 5mph over the limit. Old ladies are not safe either

“I just got pulled over by Corporal Bailey. What a douche bag. He was red in the face because I had a handicap placard hanging from my mirror!”

by buttchicken6969 September 22, 2025

corporate meddling

the reason why any disney cartoon with an outwardly gay couple gets canceled immediately afterward

"Wait, the owl house S3 got canceled?? why?!"
"blame corporate meddling."

by CONSPICUOUS. September 23, 2025

Corporate Worm

A person who works in the general corporate world and does mundane work

Jim from work has been there for years! He’s just a boring corporate worm.

by lab97 September 30, 2025

corporate horny

A character design that tries too hard to be sexually appealing to everyone possible and ends up becoming forgettable.
AKA The fate of most characters from gacha games and adult VNs.

Teal: Have you seen that new Steam game that's getting mocked?
Sky: You mean the one that has AI generated porn? I have.
Teal: Those girls all looked the same too. Talk about corporate horny.

by Blues and Dumbness October 16, 2025

Solaris Corporation

Welcome to the Solaris Corporation page! We are an indie development group that specializes in the creation and management of primarily reactor core (and other means of sci-fi)-styled experiences for the enjoyment of exploring players and sci-fi enthusiasts alike. We hope you enjoy your time here!

(hello community manager of sds)

John: Have you heard of Solaris Corporation?
Alan: The corporation or the corporation?

by Makap12322 October 28, 2025

Corporate Passive Aggressive

A dialect of Corporate Jargon intended to convey rude messages in a “professional” manner.

Examples of Corporate Passive Aggressive:

As per my previous email: Did you not read what I sent you?

Walk me through your thought process on this one: What were you thinking, you fool?

I’ve received feedback from your coworkers: Nobody likes you

This was identified early on as a possible outcome: I told you so

For future reference: How do you not already know this?

I’ve CC’d in your manager: You wanna say that shit in front of Steve?

We’ve decided to separate your employment: you’re fired

by Shepherd Guy December 19, 2025