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Bare Blessed

A saying for gay retards who think ancaster has school gangs. Their leader is a pedophile who Carrie’s around a crowbar in his pants. He got slumped by a junkie and kissed a sex offenders shoes
Man, that gay sex we had last night was bare blessed
by Joe Stechey August 16, 2022
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St. Bonaventure’s Blessing

A bowel disorder, could be IBS, appendicitis, polyps, fecal incontinence, etc. Just a general term for any of them.

Named so because Bonaventure is the patron saint of bowel issues.
Person 1#: My dad just recieved St. Bonaventure’s blessing.

Person 2#: Shit, shit.
by MixedBag August 29, 2022
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I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself
person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you
by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022
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Blessing

A Blessing is someone who has a deadly waist line and likes corey someone.
I think she is a Blessing beacuse she has a deadlyyy waistline
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bless up

when your ass is saved or something good happens to you
kenzie frank almost hit the tree while driving but didn’t bless up.
by kenzf123 May 3, 2022
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Blessing

The blackest, most darkest nigga you well ever set your eyes upon
Blessing is dark as fuck
by ojaoisahfiofhioehqwrqiwohwqoid October 27, 2022
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Blessed the beef

by Ktrap January 6, 2022
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