Ben

Ben is the guy you want by your side in every situation. He is warm, strong but tender, loving, inspiring and an annoying CUNT!!!

But...... in his lonely time staring at black painted walls, he likes to imagine he has friends. All the friends he could of had if it wasn't for his imaginary girlfriend Hannah. This is what a Ben is and if you ever get to meet one....... well you wont they are boring.

(dad) Have you got a friend called ben?

(son) (looks at him confused) You know they have been endangered for the last 10 years.

(dad) Oh yeah!!!! (surprised look) ever since they have got rid of all those black painted walls.

by shlongmeister April 5, 2019

Ben

A homosexual man who loves to put things up his rectum. He is also quite into incest. He always looks lost and confused and never has any idea as to what is going on.

Sbeve: Is that ben?
Cletus: Of course it is! Look, he has something up his ass!
Sbeve: Oh yea, gotta stay away from that guy.

by fetusyeetusthedeletus April 9, 2019

Ben

A person who resembles big chungus with autism.

Who's that fat boy?
It's Ben.

by Flabbergastedboi May 28, 2019

Ben

A stupid kid who thinks he’s Finn and pays his girl friend to like him

Ben is not funny

by Mrstealyourgirl26 June 17, 2019

Ben

A kid who thinks he’s cool and pays his girl friend to like him and he is sad

Ben is fat and ugly

by Mrstealyourgirl26 June 17, 2019

Ben

Pizza looking motherfucker who loves solitaire and the band Benfolds because the name is Ben.

Are you winning Ben?
Shut up Ben you stupid faggot.
Cool Ben.
BEN!

by DefinitelynotLachy September 12, 2019

Ben

ben is a gay faggot. he also has a really weird face. normy heck

Girl one: hey look its ben.
Girl two: oh i love that gay faggot.
girl three: normy heck.
Girl four: hes so fricking hecky.
Girl five: wow im number 5.

by imkindalonely September 27, 2019