pathetic ape

Phrase used to describe someone that can’t think straight, is dumb and on the same level as an ape. A low life

All you do is sit at home and play video games. Your such a pathetic ape Ethan.

by ur a crack muncher May 19, 2019

Titty ape

A hairy woman who is so angry or aggressive that she screams at the top of her lungs and pounds on her big titties, creating a 4.5 on the Richter scale

Someone call 911! I’m being attacked by a wild titty ape!

by Can you burn a Luigi board August 16, 2019

Ap Alistar

A cancerous build that is used only by noobs and people who weren't loved as a child. The build was originally designed for sackless bitches and was then later adapted to fit the play style of Sam Pepper.

Guy: So what did you do last night?
Other guy: My dick fell off because is played Ap Alistar

by Almighty Daygon February 20, 2018

ape-skoughta

A person who is willing to be a complete dumb-ass in order to to fit in with the mentally challenged.

I herd that Tod was being a ape-skoughta in order to get into the special kids class.

by Filthy_Ripj4w January 30, 2017

Ape City

Getting your ass kicked.

I'm gonna take you to ape city!

by wakkadoodooo February 5, 2017

Ape Escape

When you or another individual does something so profoundly stupid that makes you look like a fool/clown.

Person1: "I told you to kick the ball into the opposite goal"
Person2: "I did!"
Person1: "No you didn't you've kicked it into the our goal multiple times now. Ape Escape!"

by WhisperOfTheWorm December 13, 2019

Brush Ape

When an unabathed young boy severely needs a haircut and his hair is matted, large and scuzzy.

Junectah, you look like a brush ape!

by Squeedely Teets June 18, 2020