When a woman sits on the edge of a bed with her legs spread eagle. Then a man runs, thrusts his hips forward and tried to jump into her vagina.
Hey bill did you do the Alaskan ice fisherman last night. Not Tom, I tried a few times and missed and didn't try again.
by AlphaAnimo December 20, 2017
Get the alaskan ice fisherman mug.The sexual act where a female performs oral sex on a male. Upon male ejaculation the female pushes the semen out of her nostrils in a solid stream.
It was obvious that Greg has recieved an Alaskan Bugle Horn as Janet had semen streaming from her nostrils.
by The Purple Flute April 22, 2017
Get the alaskan bugle horn mug.Fucking her in the ass til she gapes then dipping one ball in. When she makes her brown eye wink you'll never get it out
by Katiebearrrrrxxo September 15, 2016
Get the Alaskan bear trap mug.The Alaskan alarm clock is waking up your girlfriend or wife by throwing water with a ton of ice cubes or snow in it. Sometimes you can add live Alaskan Salmon. Then you both have some beers to warm up.
Tom: I woke up my wife with the Alaskan alarm clock. She complained she smelled like salmon and the beers didn't help. Now Stephanie made me sleep in the cold garage.
by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023
Get the Alaskan alarm clock mug.Like an alaskan pipeline - only one uses the frozen shitsicle to masturbate with, after poking holes into it so that as they approach orgasm - an increasingly thick layer of feces melts out of the condom onto their hands/nether regions
Yo man - did you see that video Shirley posted of her giving herself a leaky alaskan pipeline? SHIT WAS SO CASH!
by realtimecrease August 20, 2022
Get the leaky alaskan pipeline mug.You start by slicing down the spine then splitting the rib cage of the other person from behind, then pulling their lungs outside of their body.
While pumping their heart with your hand to keep them alive, you then ride their body down a snowy hill like a toboggan.
While pumping their heart with your hand to keep them alive, you then ride their body down a snowy hill like a toboggan.
"Aw man, Shawn just got an Alaskan Blood Eagle down that hill!"
"Is he okay?"
"James kept his heart beating... for now..."
"Is he okay?"
"James kept his heart beating... for now..."
by Pintobeanboi January 12, 2022
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