Teen serial killer with agressive side sweep bangs commits manslaughter with death diary & eats potato chips with extreme dramatic suspense. His model/actress girlfriend basically does the same thing but also dresses like she exclusively buys her clothes from h.naoto.
Together they kill civilians who do bad deeds (according to them) with the help of some side characters while 2000s boy band haircut just barely tolerates amazing-blonde-looks like a hardcore visual kei fan Misa Amane because he kind-of hates women in kinda gay way but also in a kinda misogynistic way.
But alas! There is a spiky black haired detective who probably has an addiction to artificially sweetened goods and is not greasy!!! People on the internet keep saying that he is greasy and looks like he doesn’t shower (which I don’t completely disagree with) but he does have a special human sized washing machine & what appears to be a clean shirt dispenser rack thing (shown in “L change the worLd”). Great story, but it doesn’t really work out for anyone, since 99% of the characters die. Also there is a death god with an ear piercing who also has an addiction to apples. The End
Together they kill civilians who do bad deeds (according to them) with the help of some side characters while 2000s boy band haircut just barely tolerates amazing-blonde-looks like a hardcore visual kei fan Misa Amane because he kind-of hates women in kinda gay way but also in a kinda misogynistic way.
But alas! There is a spiky black haired detective who probably has an addiction to artificially sweetened goods and is not greasy!!! People on the internet keep saying that he is greasy and looks like he doesn’t shower (which I don’t completely disagree with) but he does have a special human sized washing machine & what appears to be a clean shirt dispenser rack thing (shown in “L change the worLd”). Great story, but it doesn’t really work out for anyone, since 99% of the characters die. Also there is a death god with an ear piercing who also has an addiction to apples. The End
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