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Straight panic

When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.
Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.
by Viscount Bean October 8, 2023
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Panic

Pvtwork Tvb
What’s so panic? Fucken pvtwork
by WhatTheBrim November 25, 2021
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period panic

When a guy gets nervous that his girl’s period is on verge of happening. And he knows she has very harsh mood swings. You dead, bro.
Bro, why you sweatin’? You period panicking?
by Master Rob Sauce August 30, 2022
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Gay Panic

When someone who thought they were straight feels attraction to someone of their own gender.
"He glanced at this boy walking past us and completely lost focus. I think he was having a gay panic."
by Shibadeeboo April 26, 2022
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Panic Prince

An extremely anxious and/or clumsy boy, used as a nickname usually. Trust me, it’s an adorable pet name.
Male 1: Gah! Please don’t hurt me, I’m sorry..
Male 2: You’re such a Panic Prince.
by blackbird23 May 5, 2022
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Panic Porridge

When your pullout game is weak and you have to duck down and suck out the baby gravy before you get her preggo.
I had to eat panic porridge for breakfast this morning because the morning quickie was a little too quick!
by Wilskins May 6, 2022
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Tech panic

Gay panic for technicians
by Dr Fhil May 7, 2022
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