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Turkey Wife

Kind of like a trophy wife, but for white trash rednecks. Usually good at making fried anything, and full of sass.
"Man Bubba, I wish I could find me a real nice turkey wife to make me fried coon nuggets every day. "
by Meat Grenade May 27, 2015
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The Double Turkey

A variant of the Turkey handshake fail, where confusion between whether a handshake or a fist bump will be played leads to an accidental fist-palm. This new handshake takes that idea and doubles it, and makes it intentional. The first individual holds out a fist, the second person open palm slaps the fist in a downward fashion; the second person then makes a fist, and the first individual slaps the fist in a downward fashion.
John showed us that it was possible to recover from the fatal Turkey Shake by doubling down with the Double Turkey.
by johnny mc awesome May 31, 2015
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Big Turkey

The Big Turkey is the Turkey with the largest pectorals. In crazy attempts to show his dominance, he will go as far as killing them in the process.

Big Turkey is also used as an Xbox term when speaking of an expert Halo Player. Big Turkey's generally range between 20-30 kills per game.
"I just got wrecked by the Big Turkey..."

Hmu xbox live @BigTurkey9er9er
by TheOfficialWiki August 19, 2016
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Turkey Wasted

Eating so much turkey it knocks you out.
Thanksgiving dinner was great, but I'm Turkey Wasted bruh
by B-Ritz Cracker November 24, 2016
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naked turkey

After you shave your dick and it looks like the neck of a turkey
by Yung shaq March 5, 2016
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Turkey Bowl

Thanksgiving is ruined because Joe used the Turkey for a Turkey Bowl.
by John Sandusci November 12, 2019
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Toxic Turkey

Code word some people use to refer to talking or spending time with their toxic relatives on Thanksgiving and having uncomfortable and inappropriate conversations that leave a bad taste in the mouth.
Person 1: "Did you go back home for Thanksgiving?"

Person 2: "No, but my problematic mother and estranged sister called me three days after the holiday, put me on speaker so grandma could hear, and asked me why I didn't call that day."
Person 1: "Ugh, not again!"

Person 2: "Seriously, they ignore my calls on the reg for the whole year and then guilt-trip me for not being the one to call THEM when they just could've as easily called ME. The entire call left a bad taste in my mouth and I feel like I just ate a bad turkey, as if it was toxic or something..."
Person 1: "Yep. Happy Toxic Turkey day!"
Person 2: "Thanks..?"
Person 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by AELIANA December 1, 2019
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