toke a square

The act of smoking a cigarette, or "toking" it.

"Damn, Lucas is really about to go outside and toke a square!"

by Nimblefingers April 4, 2017

ex-squared

Your first ex, in the event you've been divorced twice. This term avoids confusion, is succint, and has the added benefit of showing you have a sense of humor.

I'm on speaking terms with my ex, but if I never see my ex-squared for the rest of my life, it will be just fine.

by Larry the wordsmith May 14, 2016

dookie squares

Toilet Paper or Moist Flush-able wipes used to clean yourself after defecating.

"Hey! This bathroom is all outta dookie squares! Someone bring me a fresh roll!

by Jmanvega310 May 10, 2016

Safety square

A less popular name for the NFPA 704, or fire diamond

Dude, that substance is stangerous, don’t you see that 3 on the safety square?

by AL_O0 January 15, 2018

Meat squares

When a man has chiseled thighs, like a nice filet mignon

Aaron wore short shorts to show off his meat squares.

by hkpbaby January 12, 2020

game square

the game square is what the 1game cube is called after it has been thoroughly shoved through the rectum in an intense hour of hornyness during the coronavirus pandemic

Damn y’all, did you see Logan? He’s in the hospital because of the game square stuck in his asshole

by mikehuntinyourpussy March 23, 2020

Square Head

Basically WillNE. He has the BIGGEST SQUARE HEAD.

square head?

by corbynfucktart May 9, 2020