Paying you to poop

Not taking one’s shit that day. No pun intended.

“You know what bruh, I’m not paying you to poop”

“What are you talking about? I’m not paying you to poop”

by Wilksonstilks December 18, 2021

Paying Respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier

A phrase to describe the act of jacking off to alleviate the pain from getting blue balls. Or a phrase to describe beating off in general.

“Bro Kylie was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier by sending him out to sea.”

by anonymous April 14, 2022

Paying respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier

When you have to relieve yourself of your blue balls (the Unblown soldier) by busting a nut. Or just beating off in general.

“Man Amanda was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier via burial at sea.”

by anonymous April 14, 2022

Pai

When your friend doesn't belive in you

My frind is a pai

by Cyrus08uk November 20, 2020

Pay you to make French onion soup

A figure of speech used to suggest that a task is too unbearable and taxing for someone to perform. Not to be taken literally or suggest that a deal has been made.

We will Pay you to make French onion soup

by achaemenid November 23, 2020

pay pay

i wanna cuss but they have adults around or i’m in a public place and i don’t wanna embarrass myself

man this is pay pay !

by Janae A December 4, 2020

polish pay

When you use a potato as a fleshlight and mud as lube.

Mate, im so poor I've begun using polish pay for satisfaction.

OR
Did you hear about Smith? He found polish pay at the farm.

by SootRat February 15, 2021