Murphy's Roller Coaster Law

The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.

After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!

by Always Obsessing July 10, 2023

Injaazaat Inti Yevgeny Murphy

The best ottb (off the track thoroughbred) to ever be owned by a black equestrian.

Real one: You ever heard of Injaazaat Inti Yevgeny Murphy ?
Girl: No, what’s that ?
Real one: only the best horse to ever live !

by finnnn.2nns August 1, 2023

Gunnar Murphy

A dude who should really go to mizzou. Like for real. Go there.

Hey Gunnar Murphy! Go to mizzou. Go to mizzou. Go to mizzou.

by Nightfyl September 19, 2023

Murphy-Jarvis

When a drivers Ed students hit the barrel while parallel parking during the drivers test.

You failed your drivers test by pulling a Murphy-Jarvis!

by Coach Jackson December 2, 2021

The Murphy

When you are on all fours over a sleeping girl. As you stare directly into her eyes you begin urinating on her chest.

Doing the Murphy

by Speeg July 23, 2022

Esteban Murphy

The biggest capper

Guy 1: I’ll be online tonight

Guy 2: No you won’t, you’re such an Esteban Murphy

by Johnnyon the spot July 26, 2022

Carter Murphy

World’s highest bass master 💨

Carter Murphy is the Willie Nelson of bass fishing

by King Ralph III August 5, 2022