cat and mouse

A game played only when a member of the female class is in her menstraul cycle. The said female gets naked and runs around on her hands and knees. The "cat" who can be a member of either sex, also gets naked and chases the female around on their hands and knees. Upon catching the female, the "cat" removes the tampon from the female, and swings it around and plays with it like a cat does with a bloody mouse.

We cant have sex cause of that? Well shit, lets play cat and mouse.

by Lucas March 30, 2004

Mouse Fuck

The act of letting a mouse crawl up your ass, stimulating it. Mostly gay men/ lonely gay men do this.

Gay Man: Oh man! Last night, I got this killer mouse fuck. It really stimulated my rectum and prostate!

by A Lamer January 25, 2008

neutered mouse

A computer mouse with out a tracking ball. Similar to a bobbed mouse with out a tail. Could be both if it does not have a bad credit rating and still has some charge left in it.

Look at all the red blood under that mouse. It must be a neutered mouse.

by less than average May 10, 2007

chicken mouse

Total wimp. Extreme coward. Weak and scared.

That chicken mouse would run from his own shadow!

by Jasper Ferg March 19, 2011

Mouse Pusher

The modern day Pen Pusher. Pen Pusher being someone who works in an office type job and has to write all day and finds himself pushing his pen around the paper. In todays society we work with computers and so become Mouse Pushers.

Works in an office, bloody Mouse Pusher!

by hester1902 March 23, 2011

Church Mousing

When you and your partner are having risky sex as quite as a church mouse, due to family or others being in the close by vicinity

“They’ve been upstairs for a while”
“Yea, they’re probably up there church mousing”

by Loose bits February 22, 2023

Mickey mouse

When someone is purposely making your day hard. Or getting under your skin.

What a Mickey mouse.

I've never seen such mickey mouse behavior.

by Jdmcustoms May 4, 2021