lap marbles

Used to describe a man’s testicles, particularly those that have trouble staying in one place because they’re sitting out in the person’s lap due to their body anatomy / fupa

I was trying to get all hot and heavy with Collette, but she kept bumping up on my lap marbles

by DaTickler December 25, 2024

Lap 3

An extra nodded lap for hit game Pizza Tower in which Pizzaface will chase you throughout the entirety of the lap, and if you touch him, you get an instant game over.

Person 1: alright lap 3 time :D
*five seconds later*
Person 1: OH GOD

by the upteenth time December 29, 2024

Warm arse on the lap

Irish term. Another term for spooning.

Couldn’t get out of the bed this morning. There was a warm arse on the lap

by Golden V January 4, 2025

Lapping

When a dog repeatedly licks or licks at an object.

Dusty was just lapping at the water

by The dog down the street July 9, 2025

Lap

To have sexual intercourse with an individual

The dude wants to lap everyone.

by Twilight Cosmos July 21, 2025

Lapse

A suffix, used at the end of adjectives to emphasize their meaning

"That video was so epiclapse"

by AngeloCredo48 July 21, 2025

J-Laps

The act off masturbating while sprinting or running.

Today I did 5 laps of J-Laps to prepare for the competition.

by FF L October 2, 2025