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Double kong

Also commonly referred to as a dub-kong by parkour athletes, a double kong is a variant of a specific vault known as a kong vault. A double kong takes the original premise of a long vault but allows for it to be performed over large distances. Weather it is being used over one large object or a distance between two, the double kong requires two separate hand placements at the beginning and end of the vault. Unlike a normal kong vault, you do not use the first hand placement to adjust your positioning mid-air to land back on your feet, as the first hand placement is used solely to help with vertical and horizontal travel, leaving the adjustment onto your feet to the second placement of the hands. A tip for performing this vault is that kicking your butt and legs above your head so that the push from the first hand placement does not send your feet towards the ground.
“This would be too long for a normal kong vault.”
How about you try double kong?”
by Splatuality December 2, 2024
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Honky Kong

Known as Thee Gaylord John whitt true Albino gorilla , White Boy Ghetto hence EGO Honky Kong fine tuned all skills at WestVegas known as Westville prison .
That is a true ghetto White boy thinks he's light skin not white skin. "Albino gorilla ego Honky Kong"
They call me Honky Kong cause I'm hung like a honky not a donkey
by HKGaylord July 20, 2025
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Dirty Kong

When a fart is so rancid you think something actually pooped all over your house.
Dude did someone just pull a dirty Kong? It smells like diarrhea
by Theblondieac August 31, 2025
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Hong Kong Express

When one shits out pieces of egg roll, fried rice and mongolian beef in a gusing river of poo that is faster than when you shoveled it in.
Damn, Boozer had a big Hong Kong Express this morning after a trip to Hong Kong Express last night.
by JB 2025 September 26, 2025
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Koochie kong

When the pussy is so good it makes you beat your chest like king Kong.
by ShaddyArispe82 October 26, 2025
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King Kong's fist

A massive shit that looks like a giant gorilla's clenched fist.
Fuck me, I've just shat out King Kong's fist.
by Jockeyknob January 19, 2025
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