Buzz Feed Jokes

A Girl Named Ashlie steals horrible jokes off of Buzz Feed to try and get her friends to laugh. We're proud of you Ashlie!

Ashlie, did you get your Buzz Feed Jokes Ready?

by Zreshlie (; April 19, 2018

i finna buzz

'i finna buzz' is something that you say when you have intercourse

gets ace 'i finna buzz' or when you are fucking a hoe sideways in your toyota prius on the street corner

by nibba hoe September 20, 2017

Buzz-job

When you get a head or body high while getting a blow-job from your girl.

"Hey, hold up, let me put some chaw in so it'll be a bus job!"
"Yeah man, I got the best buzz-job from Tiffany last night, she had a lip in too!"

by H0rny_Unicorn November 27, 2017

Meat Buzz

An intense head rush and wave of buzz acquired from eating a lot of meat.

Damn, I have the most insane meat buzz!

by xClutch3K March 4, 2018

cum buzz

When you are talking nonsense after cumming real good.

You are talking so sweet to me, you must be cum buzzed.

by Gazelle July 30, 2016

buzz aldrin middle school

A school that most people think there in a gang and talk smack about people

I dont go to buzz aldrin middle school

by Gh2210 November 30, 2019

Airport Buzz

The level of buzzed you get when the drinks are too goddamn expensive but your flight’s been delayed 6 hours.

I’ve only got about three shots of vodka left... guess I’m just going to have an airport buzz tonight.

by MandaPanda88 January 21, 2020