Tits on a bear

A hairy or unsightly situation to be in or witnessed.

We were tits on a bear until the police drove by and didn't see us hiding. The game was tits on a bear until they overcame that 20 point deficit in the last quarter.

by Boofing it December 1, 2020

Finnish Bear

A finnish bear is a woman that is very attractive but annoying and steals your personal belongings.

Bob: Hey I can’t believe Sally stole my lamp she is such a Finnish Bear!
Joe: I know right! She stole my couch.

by FinnishBear August 21, 2022

Paper Bear

An Old Bully. A Blowhard. Kind of like a "Paper Tiger" but who has held the position for a lot longer. Kinda like in the movie Friday where Craig beats Deebo's ass but with his fists and not a gun. A person or state who everyone has been afraid of for years and years and finally gets their ass totally handed to them. In a word; Russia!

Man, how about this whole Russian invasion of Ukraine? Russia is a getting a total smack-down, Bro! Looks like Russia is really just a Paper Bear!

by Pirate 2112 March 27, 2022

Bear Snagging

Bear Snagging is when two people take a sausage (colloquially known as a "Snag" in Australia) and insert it into the rectum of both parties, while they are both on all fours in the doggy positon and facing away from each other, with the arse cheeks against each other and 50% of the sausage in each person butthole. The idea is then, when the signal is given, to both start "bearing down" on the snag, the objective is to try and shit the snag into the other person butthole.

I was bear snagging my girlfriend last night and lost. Now I've got a sausage in my asshole

by Singlemumslayer420 November 15, 2021

Glesg@ Bear

1.The most useless and ignorant of all usenet posters.

2. One who thinks that providing a link to this site is "proof".

3. A complete loser with no friends, and a major chip on his shoulder regarding the catholic church.

Glesg@ Bear - "you skipped past the link, that proves you're a bigot."

by Keith, the amazing Sockpuppet November 13, 2004

sticky bear

When a Male sperminates on himself!

Oh my god Philip sticky bear himself!

by Chandler and Kristal January 3, 2006

Sheiza Bear

A German Guy (no offense meant) who inflicts pain on the opposite sex by pooping on their face as they sleep.

Dude, that guy is the biggest Sheiza Bear of all time.

by Rhys The Ultimate Rice Fan September 29, 2003