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Greg

An unattractive man that should always wear his glasses who manages to get beautiful girls despite his looks. Usually short; always beady eyed.

Greg is someone who thinks wifi causes autism and who tells you the best time to nap.

Definitely into threesomes and converting people to his ways.
by TheProblemSolver August 5, 2021
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Greg Robinson

Little boy from Tredegar grew into a man, the myth turned into legend! Ruggedly handsome beyond words! Caring, kind and Very switched on and loyal to those who are loyal to him! Best rub the welsh side of the severn bridge!
by Xaran October 22, 2013
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Greg is the father of all. He loves boats, but he loves his children the most.
He is also the most handsome guy to ever exist. He also has the strength and looks of Captain America.
If asked to do a dive roll, will complete one 90% of the time.

If the word "boat" is said, he will look around to see if there is one near.
Person 1: "Woah! That guy is so handsome, honest, and is an absolute DAD!"
Person 2: "Yeah he is a total Greg!"
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GREG

Someone who likes things that smell good whether its outside male or female. Greg is a great guy but loses his mind time to time. Greg is a greek word for loose. Greg means army in japan.
Omg you smell good asf . Wish i was more like greg
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Do you know Greg? He must piss a lot.
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Yo why does this dude greg look at me like that
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