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stanky wizard

a ghetto man who lives in the ghetto neighborhood in a shanty, and he also speaks that unrecognizable street language that sounds like magical spells. stanky wizards may also be dark dark and smell.
thats not namibian, that is stanky wizard talk!
by wizard_lover November 3, 2010
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Space wizard

A person who is over 30 and is still a virgin
“I finally turned 30 today now I can be named a space wizard
by GodPleaseEndme November 28, 2019
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Dirty Wizard

A homeless man that lives near an Elementary School or a Middle School that knows bootleg card tricks.
Kid: Mommy, I want to go to that man over there playing with cards!

Mother: No Jimmy, you stay away from him, that's a Dirty Wizard.
by Swabby Jenkins June 30, 2011
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wizard wheeze

1. Solving a problem by depending upon an awkward, strange, or funny situation.

2. The production, of such a situation, for an end.
The school, in an effort to teach the use of the abacus, has hit upon a wizard wheeze of banning the use of calculators.
by temp159753 June 24, 2009
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wobbly wizard

1.) (Adj.) When used as an adjective, this phrase holds an extremely positive connotation, and is usually used to dictate the condition of a situation or event.

2.) (Noun) When used as a noun this phrase can have either a negative or positive connotation depending on the context.
1.) (Adj.) John: YO! I just hooked up with this hot chic!

Jason: damn, yo, that's the mad wobbly wizards!

2.) (Noun) example 1: Hey nice hipster shades you fuckin' wobbly wizard

example 2: John: I just aced my exam

Jason: Ahhhh you wobbly wizard, you

-or-

John: YO, what's up you wobbly wizard you chillin tonight?
by wibbles112233 October 7, 2010
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Wizard Party

A party in which all of the guests are on psychedelics.
Did you hear about Max's Wizard party last weekend? We were all tripping balls!
by anggl July 19, 2014
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Splooge Wizard

A wizard that specializes in sploogery spells and potions.
Gandalf the Gray transformed into a splooge wizard when became Gandalf the white.
by Kyle Metcalf from H-Town November 22, 2013
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