harnoot walmart

the most passive aggressive person ever. also the worst ever and so mean. also very rich for some random reason

omg look at harnoot walmart

she’s so weird

by harnoorhateclub November 26, 2021

The Walmart Paradox

Walmart paradox refers to the futile locking of common household items to reduce theft but then not hiring enough staff to allow people to buy the items stuck in the case incurring loss of sales

Synonyms dilemma, quagmire

The Walmart paradox is a stupid solution causing the same problem

by Reefermechanic420 March 1, 2024

Walmart

The only place in the world where you can buy guns, ammo, bread, shoes, wedding cakes, bicycle, DVDs, video games, paint, and tents in one store, as well as eat McDonald's/Subway, change your tires, and make an appointment at the bank or eye doctor

Guy 1: What else could possibly be more American than Walmart?

Guy 2: Morbidly obese people

Guy 3: Nah Walmart already has plenty of 'em

by Overstored Milk March 8, 2024

Walmart

Another word for jacking off (AKA masturbation)

“I cant wait to Walmart tonight”
“What’s that?”

“Jacking off dumbass”

by Soapy00 June 21, 2021

Walmart Phone

A phone that is not an iPhone

Lee’s Walmart Phone fucked up the group chat

by Brmurp2 January 10, 2026

Dirty Walmart

When your platonically stimulating your male close friends genitalia with your oral cavity outside a Walmart on the sidewalk, but a presumably homeless druggy catches you and laughs softly well saying that's kinda weird man, so you proceed to get the fuck out of there.

"Man, I was so embarrassed cuz me and Connor had a dirty Walmart the other day"

by Dirty Little Boy January 22, 2026