Scritch scratch

A historically defined sound. See as: “scritch scratch, I was having a scratch.”

Use case: for when one is either scritchy or scratchy.

Scritch scratch, I was having a scratch

by Lilpip May 23, 2024

Scratched the fly

To fail at something ; to get close at something but then to fail

“She could’ve gotten the job, but she scratched the fly on the interview”

by SuperFlyByTheBeach March 18, 2024

Poo scratch

Toilet skid marks.

Wilf did you leave poo scratches down the toilet when you had a shit?

by Wastelander March 30, 2024

Scratch

A nickname for a 750ml bottle of hard liquor, a size up from the Mickey

Yoooo I know you’re not draining that Scratch of fireball all by yourself

by Tomahawk420 July 1, 2021

Snatch Scratch

How a human female alleviates the feeling brought on by a sudden itch in her pubic area.

Sally didn't want to do it in public, but the itch in her pubic area was so intense that she had no option but to resort to a sneaky snatch scratch.

by Mikeyv123 January 26, 2026